The Federal Republic of Western Ujever is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supreme Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.233 billion Western Ujeverians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Praexrora. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Western Ujeverian economy, worth 645 trillion Rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 199,581 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Interest in globalism never flags, skin-tone prom dresses are more unpopular than ever, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', and grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Western Ujever's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Paragons of Truth.

Western Ujever is ranked 8,418^th in the world and 369^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 130 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.